Notable Quotes

"I’m not concerned with your liking or disliking me... All I ask is that you respect me as a human being."

 – Jackie Robinson



"If you could kick the person in the pants who is responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month."

– Theodore Roosevelt

 



“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”

– Groucho Marx

 


 

"Wrestling is like ballet with violence."

 – Jesse Ventura 

 


 

"For having lived long, I have experienced many instances of being obliged, by better information or fuller consideration,
to change opinions, even on important subjects, which I once thought right but found to be otherwise."

– Benjamin Franklin

 


 

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

– Jim Carrey 




Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.”

– Sir Terry Pratchett
 Jingo, 1997

 




"Old boys heve their playthings as well as young ones: the difference is only in the price."


–  
Benjamin Franklin




 

 "No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar."

–  Abraham Lincoln

 




"The monster was the best friend I ever had"


– Boris Karloff





I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

– Douglas Adams




 

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.”

– A.A. Milne

 


 

 "Censorship is telling a man he can’t have a steak because a baby can’t chew it.”

– Mark Twain 




Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” 

– Thomas A. Edison